stuck in reverse.

alalae:

zarasian:

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Then what happens to my birthday, no dont stab him

Octopussy pussy pussy marijuana octopus 8 legs Pussy

do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit

paulthomasandersonn:

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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restraimed:

i would be okay if i could just meet him 

restraimed:

i would be okay if i could just meet him 

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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wigwams:

when u hear your parents talkin shit

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officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u