stuck in reverse.

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

image

this-axiom:

earthflowur:


Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

in love


Hnnnngg

this-axiom:

earthflowur:

Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

in love

Hnnnngg

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

image

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

itismerlin:

shellett-is-my-oxygen:

Disney movie where the prince is forced to meet a bunch of girls to find one to marry and he gets bored and flees to the kitchen where he finds a sassy kitchen boy his own age and he likes him and they start hanging out and fall in love PLZ

i think you just described merlin

mishasminions:

MY NEW RELIGION IS RON SWANSON

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe