stuck in reverse.
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

justlearningasigo:

ugly:

justlearningasigo:

If you ever go on a date with a hot guy make sure you wash your face before hand.

why

so they have a nice place to sit

image

jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

alalae:

zarasian:

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Then what happens to my birthday, no dont stab him

Octopussy pussy pussy marijuana octopus 8 legs Pussy

do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit

paulthomasandersonn:

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)