'cause the players gonna play play play play play
alligators alligate gate gate gate gate
elevators elevate vate vate vate vate
shake it off
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
"I came in like a wrecking ball"
Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
Disney movie where the prince is forced to meet a bunch of girls to find one to marry and he gets bored and flees to the kitchen where he finds a sassy kitchen boy his own age and he likes him and they start hanging out and fall in love PLZ
i think you just described merlin
MY NEW RELIGION IS RON SWANSON